The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

She was a planet, way out in space, out of its orbit, and he was an unmanned spaceship, taking measurements of the atmosphere. She was not suitable for habitation.

The golden rule for every business man is this: 'Put yourself in your customer's place.'

Slogan-making is not poetry.

If both parties have a stake in the other, the chances of them killing each other are going to be reduced.

W are all carrying the imprints of our most ancient ancestors. Not simply in the genetic code, but in the imprints of attention that are passed on.

How many women does one need to sing the scale of love all the way up and down?

If there is no destiny, there is no design. There's only life and death. My goal is to learn about life by living it, not by trying to figure out a cryptic plan that the Creator had in store for me.

All you need to know is that the future is wide open and you are about to create it by what you do.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.

We create stories to define our existence. If we do not create the stories, we probably go mad.