Appendix Quotes

Appendix Quote of the day

There are only two perfectly useless things in this world. One is an appendix and the other is Poincaré.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a good many people that I knew, some of whom I loved.

The first chess book that I read was Dufresne's self-tutor, published with Lasker's Common Sense in Chess as an appendix.

Everything before Jesus is preface. Everything after Jesus is appendix. Jesus is the story.

I cant retire from music any more than I can retire from my liver. Youd have to remove the music from me surgically—like you were taking out my appendix.

I had my appendix out when I was 11, and that was the last time I was in a hospital. That was a one-night deal. So I've spent basically one night in a hospital.

I was quite thin, and I didn't have to worry until I had my appendix out and a mysterious metabolic change occurred.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

A man's life is an appendix to his heart.

The guy may be totally motivated, connected and inspired, but if he doesn't know how to do it, he's not the guy to take out your appendix.

We humans have many vestigial features proving that we evolved. The most famous is the appendix.

Research the imagination. It was as obsolete as the appendix in most adults, except for those in whom, like the appendix, it became inflamed for no reason.

The modern king has become a vermiform appendix: useless when quiet; when obtrusive, in danger of removal.

Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems.

Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.

It should be done with the same degree of alacrity and nonchalance that you would display in authorizing a highly intelligent trained bear to remove your appendix.