The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

My heart is filled with endless praise.

Diligence acquires wealth

Why do you cry?""I almost lost you...""You cannot lose me, not when you are part of me...You cannot lose has become part of you.

Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.

So when the only domestic social policy is tax cuts that mostly benefit the wealthiest Americans, we say, 'Where is faith being put into action here?'

I guess if you keep making the same mistake long enough, it becomes your style.

It shouldn't be a Republican or Democratic issue whether we take care of the environment. That should be a human issue.

I think I should know how to educate a boy, but not a girl; I should be in danger of making her too learned.

I love my life, my family and my friends, and I'm drawn to 'relationship' novels because of their affirming focus on the power of love to heal wounds and transform lives.

Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.