I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Believe in God is the boldness of being.

Money cannot buy you "HEALTH.

It's the folks that depend on us for this and for the other that we most do miss.

I consider others as just brothers and sisters. Nothing barrier.

Devotion required by the Gita is no soft-hearted effusiveness.

Meaningful truths are never newly discovered; they're just uncovered anew.

God made us for joy. God is joy, & the joy of living reflects the original joy that God felt in creating us.

The only person I have hurt is myself.

I'd love to be in Paul McCartney's shoes for a day. I'd love to pick up a guitar and write songs like he does. Or to experience what it might have been like to be a Beatle for a day.