The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

If not you, then who? If not now, when?

I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.

We at BMW do not build cars as consumer objects, just to drive from A to B. We build mobile works of art.

I get angry at myself for staying in relationships way too long.

No man is a man unless to his woman he is a pioneer.

I just find things that work and embellish them.

A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have special gifts. Where we use them and how determines whether we actually complete something.

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.

It doesn't matter if people perceive me as being a little strange. I think overall, even when I am on stage, when people see me, I am setting an example.