Cactus Quotes

Cactus Quote of the day

People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it

Adolescence is like cactus.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

I'm an observer of life. I like to watch people, and I like to watch cactus. I like to talk to mountains and communicate with my friends in the other spheres and dimensions.

Focusing on the negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I'm like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and go live on it for awhile until I get thirsty again.

A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have special gifts. Where we use them and how determines whether we actually complete something.

She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow.

I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go wrong?' Shaking hands is a friendly gesture.

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it's going to hurt.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

I'm always very interested in breeding. Raising cacti is breeding. My lotus plant collection is breeding. The insects are breeding.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

In our minds we tried to pin her to a corkboard like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew

Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus.

During your struggle society is not a bunch of flowers, it is a bunch of cactus.

Anger was simple, self-sustaining as a cactus. You couldn't look too closely at it, lest the spines get you in the eye.