The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

On the inner side of the aquarium of reality, beliefs define the area of the prison.

I don't look girls in the eyes, I am afraid to fall in love

There is more than one sort of prison, Captain, " Chirrut said. "I sense that you carry yours wherever you go.

The Internet is an empowering force for people who are protesting against the abuse of power.

I've always been under the radar.

I know your cause is lost, but in the heart / Of all right causes is a cause that cannot lose.

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only.

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

When you feel destructive, negative emotions like hate and anger arise within you towards the person opposing you; cultivate the opposite state of mind.

And let the truth be your delight...Proclaim it..., but with a certain congeniality.