The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Though life has fated that we never cross paths again, don’t ever feel alone. For we are parallel …. and I will always be by your side.

I think my thinking with my heartI act with my thinking from my heartbut I'm just a human being with a heart and not a rational thinker

They fail and they alone who have not striven.

If naturalism were true then all thoughts whatever would be wholly the result of irrational causes. It cuts its own throat.

I do not mean to seem indelicate or ungrateful," said Linette Owens, "but are you a dangerous lunatic?

The prospect of being able to work on a Kaufman film with him directing was just too good to be true.

Change happens when you understand what you want to change so deeply that there is no reason to do anything but act in your own best interest.

An economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough jobs or enough profits

People must be realistic when evaluating their business.

This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.