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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.


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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.



I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.



I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'



My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.



I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.



I toyed with the idea of playing Ravel's 'Pavane pour une infante defunte' but I couldn't remember if it's a tune or Latin prescription for piles.

I toyed with the idea of playing Ravel's 'Pavane pour une infante defunte' but I couldn't remember if it's a tune or Latin prescription for piles.



My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.



My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.

My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.



A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.

A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.



I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.

I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.





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