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Les Dawson Quotes: I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
         

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.


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I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.



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