The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If the amount of times we get up is just one less than the amount of times that we've been knocked down, then we're spending our lives lying down.

I know I'm not to blame for what he did. And I know, too, that I am strong inside--stronger than I ever realized.

My preparation for roles are less about the character's profession than who they are, what their dreams are, and in what way are they childish.

As a result of the World War, this old Germany collapsed. It collapsed in its constitution, in its social order, in its economic structure. Its thinking and feeling changed.

Every time we sit down to eat, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for animals. Do it for the environment and do it for your health.

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

I think it's selfish to go out partying all the time, especially if you have little ones in your family.

Don't lose the best thing in your life just because you are not sure.

Mastery of creative tension brings out the capacity for perseverance and patience. Time is an ally.

You being in my arms, heart by heart feels like our love would never end.