The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

Never be so focused on what you're looking for that you overlook the thing you actually find.

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

I'm self-confident and not afraid to speak my mind.

Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology.

Technological innovation is indeed important to economic growth and the enhancement of human possibilities.

A great reserve and severity of manners are necessary for the command of those who are older than ourselves.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.