Funny Science Quotes

Funny Science Quote of the day

The first law of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!

I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am.

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.

Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.”“You don't seem like the type of guy who gets lonely.”“Is that a compliment or an insult?”Analia only shrugged.

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.