The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Your opponents do not want you to persevere

Nature exists for man to exploit for his own ends, while the end of man himself is nothing else but to serve God, to be grateful to Him, and to worship Him alone.

Being told you are wrong or insulted, gives you an opportunity to practice decency and having a non-response internally.

The highest revelation is that God is in every man.

When business starts using its voice for the benefit of the country as a whole, not just in its narrow self interest, it can really be the force that can make the changes that need to be made.

Because of impatience we were driven out [of Paradise]; because of impatience we cannot return.

Were one merely to seek information, one should inquire of the man who hates, but if one wishes to know what truly is, one better ask the one who loves

The position that I take partly as a result of living in Asia is where you stop living according to your expectations and you become available to experience things as they are.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

See it better than it is or you have no future, without vision there is no possibility of improvement