The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The spirit of divinity lives in you. The power is unlock by faith, hope and courage.

Are you afraid of the future? That is funny because future does not exist yet! Future is not even a shadow, because shadow exists! Let go your fear and concentrate on the present time!

If someone begins to sing, do not maintain eye contact. The general advice given to fellow travellers is thus: leg it.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

That's what perfect means. You're finished.

The people who know the sort of personality or persona that I give across more on Twitter just realize that I'm just being messy and I'm just snatching wigs.

I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me.

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

I act freely when I am tuned in, centred and loving, but if possible, I avoid acting when I am emotionally upset and depriving myself of the wisdom that flows from love and expanded consciousness.

Stale artifacts of the past' are always 'active components of the present moment' when they are experienced in the present moment.