The people who know the sort of personality or persona that I give across more on Twitter just realize that I'm just being messy and I'm just snatching wigs.

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.

No regrets, only choices.

Shouldn't "it works like a charm" be said about things that don't work?

If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person.

People can think whatever. I know who I am.

If I say things like I'm going to erase someone's Social Security number, we all know I clearly don't work at the Social Security office.

If anyone's comments affect anyone that much, I think it's more about their own security with themselves, because you can call me whatever, and I'm going to be good.

Once he got there, he stopped and looked back. “You know, the thing about manners is that we only seem to notice the lack of them in others. It's a lot harder to see mistakes in ourselves.

The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

The Christian ethic played an essential part in my upbringing.

The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.

Unfortunately, I like to feel a little stubble when I kiss. Women are too soft.

There are no true friends in politics.

... every experience in life enriches one's background and should teach valuable lessons.

Words for mental processes are all derived from physical things.