The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

We’re both made of stars, Jory Birch. Everybody is.

Our history is not our destiny.

Abroad is unutterably bloody and foreigners are fiends.

Understand your limitations and capitalize on them.

The insatiable thirst for everything that lies beyond, and that life reveals, is the most living proof of our immortality.

I'm very disturbed by violence against women when it is violence.

Without love the acquisition of knowledge only increases confusion and leads to self-destruction.

A dwelling should be not a retreat from space, but life in space.

I found out only recently that we were making an index of enemy code signs.

I think style is very different from fashion. Fashion was what I went after when I was feeling incredibly insecure and monstrous on the inside.