The Maigret stories are all very different in terms of the content and the way that the stories are told. They're not what I would call formulaic.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Humor was the enemy of desire.

I can change my plans. But I can't change my family.

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.

I chose to treat the homosexuality like I would treat any other form of sexuality.

As many serve the Virgin as serve God.

To work effectively as an agent of change in a pluralistic society, it is necessary to be able to connect with people different from oneself.

Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.

Imprisonment, as it exists today, is a worse crime than any of those committed by its victims.

Boasting is the outward form of the inner condition of pride.

The New England Patriots have always been a special organization and I've always watched from afar.