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Jerk Quotes: "I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't."

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.



Jerk Quotes: "When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me."

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.




Jerk Quotes: "I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens."

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.



Jerk Quotes: "Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself."

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.




Jerk Quotes: "The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative."

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.



Jerk Quotes: "Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't."

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.



Jerk Quotes: "I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun."

I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun.




Jerk Quotes: "Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people."

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.



Jerk Quotes: "In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks."

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]"

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]



Jerk Quotes: "Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner."

Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner.



Jerk Quotes: "I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard"

I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard




Jerk Quotes: "I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk."

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks."

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.



Jerk Quotes: "Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks."

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful."

Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful.



Jerk Quotes: "I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching."

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.



Jerk Quotes: "A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall."

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.



Jerk Quotes: "They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?"

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?



Jerk Quotes: "What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?"

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?



Jerk Quotes: "It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks."

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it."

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.



Jerk Quotes: "Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out."

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out.



Jerk Quotes: "If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk."

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.



Jerk Quotes: "For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad."

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.



Jerk Quotes: "What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks."

What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours."

Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.



Jerk Quotes: "Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask."

Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.



Jerk Quotes: "I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street."

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.



Jerk Quotes: "I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else."

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.



Jerk Quotes: "Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks."

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech."

I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech.



Jerk Quotes: "In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks."

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were."

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.



Jerk Quotes: "So much could go wrong on a date. What if he turns out to be a jerk? [You need] A back-up plan, just in case he doesn't work out, you can move on to the back-up plan."

So much could go wrong on a date. What if he turns out to be a jerk? [You need] A back-up plan, just in case he doesn't work out, you can move on to the back-up plan.



Jerk Quotes: "Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you're a jerk and you spend no time with your wife."

Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you're a jerk and you spend no time with your wife.



Jerk Quotes: "I jerk off 'til I bust blood."

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.



Jerk Quotes: "Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of."

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.



Jerk Quotes: "I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now."

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.



Jerk Quotes: "You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks."

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?"

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?



Jerk Quotes: "I think I've had very knee-jerk emotional reactions to things, and sometimes I've said things without thinking. Being overly emotional clouded my judgment."

I think I've had very knee-jerk emotional reactions to things, and sometimes I've said things without thinking. Being overly emotional clouded my judgment.



Jerk Quotes: "I was born a poor black child."

I was born a poor black child.



Jerk Quotes: "Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman."

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.



Jerk Quotes: "I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it."

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.



Jerk Quotes: "Hemmingway was a jerk."

Hemmingway was a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo."

A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.



Jerk Quotes: "All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant."

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.