Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

That is the mystery about writing: it comes out of afflictions, out of the gouged times, when the heart is cut open.

History is defined by people who don’t really understand what they are defining.

The ability to think isn't exclusive to erudite

My kids are pretty secure, bright, and know who they are.

A musical theme once exhausted, finds its due refuge and repose in silence.

I invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day.

The conception of education as a social process and function has no definite meaning until we define the kind of society we have in mind.

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.

He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.

The Creative Power within us makes us into the image of that to which we give our attention.