History is defined by people who don’t really understand what they are defining.

It's nice to think that the weirdos get to decide what matters about the past, since it's the weirdos who care the most.

If a problem is irreversible, is there still an ethical obligation to try to reverse it?

The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.

I was once a statist, and then I researched The Holocaust. I am now a Libertarian.

I love winter. The bugs are dead, and the people are indoors.

"No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants.

The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt.

I don't have to have any special skills or martial arts in my back pocket.

If the road is beautiful, walk the road slowly; be a turtle, be a snail and even better than this: Stop walking; live the road fully!

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.

Life is a continuous cycle of once-terrifying things becoming normal.