I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

Kill him with your blessings of healing.

In business, experience is the big teacher.

Badminton is not only about winning. What is important to me is about playing hard, doing my best and putting up a good show for the spectators.

The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.

Writing every book is like a purge; at the end of it one is empty ... like a dry shell on the beach, waiting for the tide to come in again.

You have to learn certain skills to present magic.

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win.

I feel that people need to be jolted out of their comfort zones.

It is our duty to pay for our liberty with our own blood. The freedom that we shall win through our sacrifice and exertions, we shall be able to preserve with our own strength.