It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

Do not feel sad for your tears as rocks never regret the waterfalls

We belong far less to where we've come from than where we want to go.

We must have a deep understanding of Who is the source of our blessings and to whom all the glory, praise and honor belong.

I would argue that practices that destroy ecosystems always destroy jobs.

[W]ords are fine, but it has to be what a generation reads into those words.

The origins of violence against women by men are not biological. If that were the case, it would exist in every culture. And it doesn't exist in every culture.

I'll take the shooting. I'm used to that. I've been shot a few times in the past, and I guess I can stand it, again.

'Cause you can't buy a house in heaven!

Twenty years ago, I was living in a lovely cottage on the edge of Dartmoor but I couldn't afford to run a car.

I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail.