Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.

Nostalgia is your brain's way of photoshopping the blemishes of your past.

The world has a lot to thank murderers for, when you come to think of it.

At times things doesn't happen our way. Let it happen the way our life want or god has decided. May be yet to come is the best to come.

I'm very mature for my age, but I'm also innocent in a lot of ways.

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

I've said in many interviews that I like my fiction to be unpredictable. I like there to be considerable suspense.

Do not remove the kinks from your hair--remove them from your brain.

The E Myth. Most entrepreneurs are merely technicians with an entrepreneurial seizure. Most entrepreneurs fail because you are working IN your business rather than ON your business.

The inquiry into the proper aims and limits of State agency must be of the highest importance nay, that it is perhaps more vitally momentous than any other political question.