A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Associate Yourself with People Who Think Positively: Associate yourself with people who think positively. You cannot surround yourself with negative people and expect positive outcomes.

What bothers you today or gives you concerns could be a signpost to your purpose in life.

This was never what I wanted for us, but things change. Plans change. People change. I've faced the reality of my destiny and now I need to embrace that.

I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Without discipline you would not go far in life.

The environmental movement's focus on the Keystone XL pipeline issue really used to baffle me.

I should have told her at the time. I could have taken a deep breath, looked away, and forced myself to say it.

Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.

My final destination is my complete knowledge of God.

I dream of a church that is a mother and shepherdess.