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Steven Wright Quotes: Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote, ' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
         

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote, ' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'


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Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote, ' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
         



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