Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!

Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.

Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.

Netanyahu is pressured easily, gets into a panic, and loses his senses... to run a country like Israel a leader needs to have reason and judgment and nerves of steel, two traits he does not have.

The Soul unto itself Is an imperial friend, - Or the most agonizing Spy - An Enemy - could send -

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

No one should advocate any peaceful suffering to black people, unless the black - white man is going to practice the same kind of peaceful suffering.

Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.

I feel I'm all over my movies. I know my movies are all over me.

When you have once gained sight, it is impossible to feign blindness.

I love football, I've never really taken an interest in anything else.