People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Humility can weep over other men's weaknesses, and joy and rejoice over their graces.

Radical Islam and US exceptionalism are in bed with each other. They're like lovers, methinks.

It is about the greatness of God, not the significance of man. God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself.

The lifespan of most professional athletes is relatively short, and most have no preparation for doing anything after their career ends, which it could in an instant.

You do not have to go to either criminalizing and throwing people in prison. I don't think you should do that for people who are using any drugs. I think they absolutely need treatment.

Look at the sparrows; they do not know what they will do in the next moment. Let us literally live from moment to moment.

Those who can do. Those who can't form a supercommittee.

If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice and slow.

I believe that forgiving them is god's function, our job is to arrange the meeting.

Come and love me, be my apeman girl, and we will be so happy in my apeman world.