Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Lifting lives, 140 characters at a time.

Superstition is only the fear of belief, while religion is the confidence.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society.

To the artist, the forest is an asylum of peace and dancing shadows.

Life is going forth; death is returning home.

Further, Japan is the second largest donor in Iraq after the United States, with over $5 billion dollars for humanitarian, infrastructure and reconstruction projects.

Our constituents did not send us to Washington to shut down the government. They sent us here to make it more accountable.

We embark unhesitatingly on the path, in a direction that is absolutely right and urgent, supported by everyone, in the knowledge that this path is but a learning process