One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You actually cannot sell the idea of freedom, democracy, diversity, as if it were a brand attribute and not reality -- not at the same time as you're bombing people, you can't.

It is entirely possible to be deeply sorry because of the devastation which sin has wrought in our lives—and yet not repent.

Things do not belong to us but we belong to things.

I've learned to take time for myself and to treat myself with a great deal of love and respect 'cause I like me.... I think I'm kind of cool.

I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for that feeling to sink in.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

We are talking about Christianizing America. We are talking about the Gospel in a political context.

O Lord, Sir - when a heroine goes mad she always goes into white satin.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

You may have seen have seen me in such places as your local market in a tabloid.