O Lord, Sir - when a heroine goes mad she always goes into white satin.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

The impact of your life will go beyond your imagination. Live your life to be a blessing.

Give me matter, and I will construct a world out of it!

We are the first species to have taken our evolution into our own hands.

The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

The "difficult" female character can-and will-do the shocking, the unexpected and, as a consequence, will give your story an immediate jolt of energy. She is the character who doesn't fit the mold.

The greatest happiness is to sneeze when you want to.

Songs consecrate to truth and liberty.

I'm reliable sources, I'll tell ya anything you want me to know.

The test of one's decency is how much of a fight one can put up after one has stopped caring, and after one has found out that one can never please the people they wanted to please.

Feeling fear is a good sign that your survival instincts are intact. You need to appreciate the dangers to stay safe.