One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

May the Lord rescue you from any calamity.

He wanted nothing to do with her. He wanted everything to do with her.

When angels carry you they leave no footprints in the sand.

Men have a respect for scholarship and learning greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve.

Well I was on the one hand, the more I played the guitar the more I began to really love the guitar and to love virtually any kind of music that anybody played well on guitar.

Nothing more exhilarating ... than saving yourself by the simple act of waking.

As I get into it more, I want to grow as an artist, as an entertainer, and basically perfect my craft.

Everyone's so interior now, they're not really looking around them. They're on their phones.

If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.

Reason is powerless in the expression of Love.