A compliment is verbal sunshine.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

In your trembling touch of love, I lost my past, present, and future.

Your education is important because with only a few words you can show an employer the depth of your potential.

If he'd cut off his right arm to make her happy, then how much harder could it be to cut out his heart?

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do which must be done whether you like it or not.

When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I'm falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.

I don't like new cars I'm into vintage cars - there's a Jaguar E-Type in the 'Goldie' video.

Disloyalty in trusted servants is one of the most disheartening things that can happen to a public performer.

[On lions:] It has always seemed miraculous to me that these colossal animals can move noiselessly through the bush, and are thus able to surround one without warning.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

Political reporters and political professionals rushed to judgment against Romney because we crave clear, unambiguous story lines.