Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

We see them most when we are o nnthe outside looking in

As soon as it is held that any belief, no matter what, is important for some other reason than that it is true, a whole host of evils is ready to spring up.

I always wanted to be a singer, it's what I wanted to do since I was little. I'm doing it now and I couldn't be happier.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

It is admirably remarked, by a most excellent writer, that zeal can no more hurry a man to act in direct opposition to itself than a rapid stream can carry a boat against its own current.

The immediate is often the enemy of the ultimate.

What are you grateful for right now? Gratitude can shift your energy, raise your vibration, and make all your next moments even better.

In the end, you really want to make the best film that you can, and in the reality of the filmmaking world, you have things like budgets.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not.