Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

With growing disbelief, Jess yet again felt herself slipping into the gap - that gap of perception between what is really happening to a person and what others think is happening.

Fern: How would you know? Have you ever been nobody? Ambrose: Everybody who is somebody becomes nobody the moment they fail.

You are not mad. You are recovering from trauma. Mad people abused you,

I've worked in a factory. I was a garbage man. I worked in a post office. It's not that long ago. I like to think that I'm just a regular guy.

It is my guiding confession that I believe the greatest error in economics is in seeing the economy as a stable, immutable structure.

I have to be able to see the thing that's going on that I'm writing about, or else it just doesn't make any sense to me.

When I was a teenager, the number one book I was most obsessed with was 'Gone with the Wind.

Aromatherapy conveys the concept of healing with aromatic substances.

The man who can best gets along with women, is the man who can get along without them.