Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Eons of suffering, brutality and struggle have paved the way through the corridors of time to create this moment, where you exist as an exalted expression of life.

Arrogance is a veneer -- a thin covering of excuses hiding deep performance deficiencies.

Expertise is great, but it has a bad side effect: It tends to create the inability to accept new ideas.

Can one invent verbs? I want to tell you one: I sky you, so my wings extend so large to love you without measure.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

There's a certain romanticism associated with exploration of space, which is one of the major factors why we'll continue.

Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life.

Life is not a series of gig lamps symmetrically arranged; life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end.

I will do anything, Nerissa, ere I'll be married to a sponge.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!