Arrogance is a veneer -- a thin covering of excuses hiding deep performance deficiencies.

The technology life cycle has three stages: Hype, disillusionment, and application.

Contentment is wanting what you have. Ambition is wanting what another has. Progress comes from wanting what nobody has.

Every life has a destiny... the trick is to discover it before then end of your life. Otherwise, you will have too many regrets.

...a photographer must be aware of and concerned about the words that accompany a picture. These words should be considered as carefully as the lighting, exposure and composition of the photograph.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

I'm comfortable and confident about the future.

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

Cook more often. Don't study; just cook.

I pledge allegiance to the fair and balanced truth. Not the biased truth, Not the liest truth, But the highest truth.

I would not dream of taking on Tobey Maguire. Plus, he's a talented and nice guy, and I have nothing but nice things to say about him.

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived.

Censorship is the thing that stops you doing what you want to do, and what writers want to talk about is what they do, not what stops them doing it.