My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Understanding is not absolutely final.What's now right could be wrong later.

A liar only uses the truth when they want their lies to sound truthful.

Nothing touches your skin of sweat(meltdown of oceanic kisses)when the purple lightwhispers to the moon in silent moonlit clarity

The function of the artist in a disturbed society is to give awareness of the universe, to ask the right questions, and to elevate the mind.

We can still maintain our coasts and oceans for the generations to come, who deserve what we have.

Portray [people with mental illness] sympathetically, and portray them in all the richness and depth of their experience as people, and not as diagnoses.

She was not able to return to the beginning, of course, and remake her life more to her liking, but now she was free to go on with the life she did have.

I was my own buddy in camp.

Sometimes I need to be a stranger to myself. Only then my soul can show me not what I want, but what I need to see.

I think I've been fortunate over the years to be at a point in my career where I really get to choose the partnerships that I really want to take on and they're a perfect fit.