My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

To find the universal elements enough

We can honor our emotions after any traumatic event by moving through the experience centered in the heart with the goal of reaching the light on the other side.

Why was he drawn to complicated women, or were all women--all people, finally--complicated?

When we are weak, then are we strong. When most empty of self, we are most full of God.

I often feel intellectually frustrated when I'm in a position where I'm not moving forward; when I'm not enquiring about something.

Without friendship and the openness and trust that go with it, skills are barren and knowledge may become an unguided missile.

We need to do more than just what is right. We need to join together and right what is wrong.

More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

Nobody sets out to make a bad film, but so many of those compromises are made and often they're made because of vanity, pride and ego.

The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the wrong things are those that bring it to the fore.