My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Meditation is the vitamin for your mind.

Can you trust me, he said. Not will you. Can you.Can I trust him?What do I have to lose?

Keep chasing your dreams before guilt of doing nothing touches your back

When you're reading from a different language that's different from your own, it's not the same as being fluent.

I like bossy girls. I don't like girls who just do whatever they think you want them to do, and follow you around trying to please you all the time.

The problem is always sin, and the answer is always the Gospel.

I think players changing coaches is normal.

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

Everything starts and finishes with the soldier.

If you're a person that has low income, you probably should have more assistance than a person with high income.