Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Learn to stand for something right even if you are the only one standing for it.

The only successful revolution of this century is totalitarianism.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

When you walk into a movie theater, you don't walk out half-way through, and then come back the next day to watch the rest of it.

Everybody born comes from the Creator trailing wisps of glory. We come from the Creator with creativity. I think that each one of us is born with creativity.

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.

When black men started bearing arms, these people who we think of as being pro-gun are saying, 'We ought to change this law.