If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

Dark Blue is ultimately a gritty crime drama, at its core. I don't think that is ever going to change.

When you write for very young children what they want is something familiar and safe and stereotyped.

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

You chose a warrior, remember?” “As you chose an archangel.

Only when I came to America did I think of myself as British.

My father died prematurely at the age of 52 when I was 24, and it is a recurring regret that he never lived to see me succeed beyond university and drama.

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.

When I was first diagnosed with ALS, I was given two years to live. Now 45 years later, I am doing pretty well.

Don't die without embracing the daring adventure your life is meant to be.