Moscow has changed. I was here in 1982, during the Brezhnev twilight, and things are better now. For instance, they've got litter. In 1982 there was nothing to litter with.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

The spirit of a man is constructed out of his choices.

Forgive your self and others by removing the anger that stands in your way and replace it with love, to heal your soul and your spirit.

Do you ever find yourself climbing into an open grave during a bombing raid..and wish you'd just stayed in bed?

If we'd lost the war, we'd all have been prosecuted as war criminals.

Destroying a tropical rainforest for profit is like burning all the paintings of the Louvre to cook dinner.

I beseech you to treasure up in your hearts these my parting words: Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.

As I visited the various neighborhoods in the campaign, I learned fast that it's a mistake to think that all of the wisdom and possible solutions to our problems are available only in this building.

If you can't give me your word of honour, will you give me your promise?

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

A writer doesn't really have much of a function on a movie set.