More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Don’t accept a life that has been molded for you by others because eventually you’ll succumb to its falseness.

We make fiction because we are fiction ... It lived us into being and it lives us still.

I feel like my life started the moment I met you, " he murmured.

Love is like that. It's like a wildfire in my blood.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

Living in the fishbowl is hard enough without worrying about a Secret Service that can't keep mum.

I live in the 17th century. I don't have a computer. I don't look at the internet. I use a cellphone, and that's about my only connection to the modern world.

I've been out on the book tour going through Pittsburgh, St Louis and Cleveland, Dayton and Orlando, Raleigh-Durham. I sign many books for people.

Slavery is not penal in character and planned by that law which commands the preservation of the natural order and forbids disturbance.

The sight of anything extremely beautiful, in nature or in art, brings back the memory of what one loves, with the speed of lightning.