If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

The work of art is, after all, an act of faith in our ability to communicate symbolically.

It is always thus impaled by a state of mind which is destined not to last that we make our irrevocable decisions.

Unlike Churchill I have no plans to shape history. . . . Socrates gave advice - and they poisoned him.

I like action films, not exclusively, but I like Samurai films. I like Westerns. Not so much war pictures, but a few. I like kinetic cinema.

Exercising the right of occasional suppression and slight modification, it is truly absurd to see how plastic a limited number of observations become, in the hands of men with preconceived ideas.

The New Testament preaches a Christ who was dead and is alive, not a Christ who was alive and is dead.

I'm a filmmaker and I'm proud of the movies I've made. But in the background of my life I was also very involved in the creation of the sport.

You balance the budget by restraining the growth of government and encouraging the growth of the private sector.

It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law

The most powerful people on earth are focus groups.