Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Life is a misery, without music.

You don’t hit on your best friend’s love interest

I read, and, in reading, lifted the Curtains of the Impossible that blind the mind, and looked out into the unknown.

On shooting days, I have all my accessories, and I style the final look.

But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

I always thought I was a singer, but I really am not.

Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I was unconscious.

Don't disparage America's military.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

I still love writing in my journal and wearing sparkly dresses and looking at old chandeliers.