The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it comes down to a choice between the job and my marriage, then I lose the arm.

Men invent new ideals because they dare not attempt old ideals. They look forward with enthusiasm, because they are afraid to look back.

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.

I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.

I started acting when I was 13 years old and I feel like I really admire actors who are these kind of amazing shape-changing people, that they almost can turn themselves into other people.

Sometimes you have to travel a long way to find what is near

I shall lead you through the loneliness, the solitude you will not understand; but it is my shortcut to your soul.

I don't want to stop you. I want you to stop yourself.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?