In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

You don't have to know how you are going to accomplish your goals, you just have to know that you will.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

The most amazing philanthropists are people who are actually making a significant sacrifice.

Naming celestial objects is usually done by astronomers and professionals. Other people who are interested in space never get the opportunity to do that kind of thing.

Some difficulty is warranted and other difficulty I think is gratuitous. And I think I can tell the difference. There are certainly very difficult poets that I really enjoy reading.

Now you [Hillary Clinton] want to approve Trans-Pacific Partnership. You were totally in favor of it. Then you heard what I was saying, how bad it is, and you said, I can't win that debate.

As with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad.

Ice Cube is the piece of me that I give away to the public.

For such kind of borrowing as this, if it be not bettered by the borrowers, among good authors is accounted Plagiarè.