Toffee Quotes
Toffee Quote of the day
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right.
Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy acting.
