There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.

I'm human, you're human, let me greet your humanness. Let's be people together for a while.

My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield.

Please," she whispered as she opened the book, "please get me out of here just for an hour or so, please take me far, far away

There is no shortcut to perfection. All it takes is hard work, and more hard work.

No man's hand has ever yet reached up to take as much as the Pierced Hand is reaching down to give.

If Slater were someone else, Kevin would merely be the poor victim of a horrible plot. Unless he was killed by Slater, in which case he would be the dead victim of a horrible plot

An individual is as superb as a nation when he has the qualities which make a superb nation.

I read a lot of biographies and books with an African background.